Perfect for every degen who has ever shown up ten minutes late because they were trying to squeeze one more leg into the perfect build. This tee gets right to the point: priorities were set, adjustments were made, and the parlay came first (per usual.) This tee is for the people who treat “one minute, I’m almost done” like famous last words. Perfect for the friend who shows up late but always arrives with a ticket they swear is about to hit.
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This tee has a solid, premium feel without being too heavy. The combed cotton gives it a smooth surface, the midweight fabric keeps it structured, and the fit stays reliable wash after wash. It sits clean on the body, keeps its shape, and has a quality that feels a step up from standard tees. A dependable everyday shirt with a polished, modern fit.
Size Guide
Size
Length (in)
Width (in)
S
28
18½
M
29½
20½
L
31
22¼
XL
31¼
24
2XL
33
25¼
3XL
33½
26¾
Fit: Regular unisex fit. For a roomier feel, size up one.
How we measure: Width is measured pit-to-pit with the tee laid flat. Length is from the highest point of the shoulder to the hem.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Do not iron over the print.
Do not dry clean.
Manufacturing
All products are printed on demand with premium blanks, so you get fresh gear without overproduction or wasted stock. Each tee uses the AS Colour 5001T — a sturdy, mid-weight shirt built to hold its shape and feel good wear after wear.
Details:
• 100% combed cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (150 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Ribbed crew neck
• Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing
• Tear-away label for cleaner comfort
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
sustainability
Each product is made on demand through our production partners — not mass produced. It takes a little longer to ship, but it helps reduce waste and overstock. No warehouses full of unsold tees, just the ones that actually get ordered. Better for the planet, and a little more intentional for the degens wearing them.
Shipping
Every item is made just for you through our production partners — no mass printing, no wasted stock.
Orders typically take 2–5 business days to be produced and another 3–7 days to ship (longer for international).
You’ll get tracking info by email once your order’s on the move.
If your order doesn’t arrive or shows up damaged, reach out to support@degenso.comwith your order number and we’ll handle it.
You’ve got 30 days after receiving your order to request a return. Items must be unworn, unused, and in their original packaging.
If something shows up damaged or wrong, email support@degenso.comwith a photo and we’ll make it right.
Since everything’s made to order, we can’t accept returns for wrong size or buyer’s remorse — but if it’s defective or misprinted, we’ll replace it fast.
Material is legit and the fit is great. Got a couple compliments at the bar. Exactly the kind of dumb gambling humor I love.
D
Dan B.
feels like a premium tee
Didn’t expect the shirt to feel this good. Nice weight to it and the stitching looks solid. I’ll probably grab another design soon.
L
Logan
So true
This is literally the excuse I use every Sunday lol. Fits true to size and sits nice on the neck. Good quality overall.
M
Marcus
Solid tee
Shirt feels solid, not that thin cheap material. Print looks sharp and hasn’t faded after a couple washes. It’s already in my weekly rotation.
C
Chris R.
Way too accurate haha
As soon as I saw this I knew I needed it. Fits clean in the shoulders and the fabric is softer than I expected. Wore it out once and my buddy immediately said “yup that tracks.”
Material is legit and the fit is great. Got a couple compliments at the bar. Exactly the kind of dumb gambling humor I love.
D
Dan B.
feels like a premium tee
Didn’t expect the shirt to feel this good. Nice weight to it and the stitching looks solid. I’ll probably grab another design soon.
L
Logan
So true
This is literally the excuse I use every Sunday lol. Fits true to size and sits nice on the neck. Good quality overall.
M
Marcus
Solid tee
Shirt feels solid, not that thin cheap material. Print looks sharp and hasn’t faded after a couple washes. It’s already in my weekly rotation.
C
Chris R.
Way too accurate haha
As soon as I saw this I knew I needed it. Fits clean in the shoulders and the fabric is softer than I expected. Wore it out once and my buddy immediately said “yup that tracks.”
