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All Of My Parlays Hoodie
Unisex Hoodie
Every bettor knows the curse — crush every leg like a savant, then watch the last one detonate your hopes and your bankroll in one swing. This premium hoodie is for the degenerates who live in that sweet spot between genius and disaster, always one pick short of the glory they swear they deserve. Wear it when you want everyone to know you’re one leg away from greatness at all times.
$60.00 USD
This premium hoodie has a balanced, upscale feel without the bulk. The brushed fleece interior gives it a soft, easy comfort, while the heavier outer knit keeps it structured and clean. The fit holds up over time, the fabric keeps its shape, and the construction feels noticeably better than standard hoodies. It wears smooth, sits well on the body, and delivers that reliable, premium weight you want for everyday use.
Size Guide
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) | Sleeve Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 27¾ | 38–41 | 22½ |
| M | 28¾ | 42–45 | 22½ |
| L | 29¾ | 46–49 | 24¼ |
| XL | 30¾ | 50–53 | 24¼ |
| 2XL | 31¾ | 54–57 | 25½ |
| 3XL | 32¾ | 58–62 | 27 |
Fit: Oversized streetwear fit. If you want a cleaner, more fitted look, size down one.
How we measure: Width is measured around the chest. Length is from the highest shoulder point to the hem. Sleeve length is from shoulder seam to cuff.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. No fabric softeners.
Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
Cool iron inside-out if needed. Do not iron over the print.
Do not dry clean.
Manufacturing
All products are printed on demand with premium blanks, so every hoodie is made fresh — no overstock, no dead inventory. This one uses the AS Colour 5161, a heavy, soft fleece hoodie built for comfort, structure, and long-term wear.
Details:
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Fabric weight: 9.4 oz/yd² (319 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Dropped shoulders
• Kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs
• Tear-away tag
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam
sustainability
Each product is made on demand through our production partners — not mass produced. It takes a little longer to ship, but it helps reduce waste and overstock. No warehouses full of unsold tees, just the ones that actually get ordered. Better for the planet, and a little more intentional for the degens wearing them.
Shipping
Every item is made just for you through our production partners — no mass printing, no wasted stock.
Orders typically take 2–5 business days to be produced and another 3–7 days to ship (longer for international).
You’ll get tracking info by email once your order’s on the move.
If your order doesn’t arrive or shows up damaged, reach out to support@degenso.com with your order number and we’ll handle it.
Check out our full Shipping Policy.
Refund & return policy
You’ve got 30 days after receiving your order to request a return. Items must be unworn, unused, and in their original packaging.
If something shows up damaged or wrong, email support@degenso.com with a photo and we’ll make it right.
Since everything’s made to order, we can’t accept returns for wrong size or buyer’s remorse — but if it’s defective or misprinted, we’ll replace it fast.
Check out our full Refund Policy.
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